I think back-to-school season will always feel a little bit like back-to-school season even if you have no school to get back to. I find myself furiously searching for…
Education
“..[l]et me assure you: the world is full of mediocre men who are stunning successes.” I think of this Fran Lebowitz quote anytime the name Elon Musk appears in…
My first crush was a boy named Tommy in elementary school. In retrospect, I don’t know if I liked him or if we were both just short. At age…
There is a particularly awful public figure that I promised myself I would stop talking about. When you say a name, even in vain, it endows a sort of…
There are very few celebrities I feel I can truly count on. Jane Fonda, Adam Sandler, Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Oprah Winfrey, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and, up until…
It is news to nobody that Instagram is a cesspool of mainly horrible things. And at the top of that horrible-things list is the royal family of Instagram itself:…
Shalom, my darlings. Since we last spoke, I’ve been extremely preoccupied changing my entire personality after spending exactly one month in Europe. I now wear a necklace engraved with…
I am not writing this in real time. I wrote this a month ago, before I took a hiatus to Israel and Greece and hopefully, I have now “found…
Truly terrible things have been happening in the world this past while. I say this as if truly terrible things are not always, perpetually happening in the world, but…
My mother tells me that “it is okay to not be okay”. This sort of thing comforts me for a moment until I realize that this quirky little phrase…