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November 30, 2022

Equity.Guru

Investment information for the new generation

Madelyn Grace

I am writing this from New York, New York and after several passes at that sentence, I still don’t know how to make it not sound pretentious. No matter,…
Shalom friends! Daylight savings is in full swing, and with it took any semblance of my adequate mental health. (Whoever deemed it appropriate to be plunged into darkness by…
For those of you wondering about this week’s title, it is, of course, a reference to Mark Zuckerberg’s most recent announcement regarding the Metaverse. It is now also an intrusive thought…
The month of November is nothing if not mildly boring. The hype of Halloween and excuse to sexualize inanimate objects and mundane professions is over. “Pumpkin spice latte season”…
A particularly unlikeable public figure has metaphorically snatched the mic, yet again. Yes, I’m talking about Kanye West. West is also known as (for my age 50+ readers) “Yeezy”,…
I’m thinking of re-cutting bangs and no, this doesn’t mean I’m having a crisis. For whatever reason, the act of cutting the front pieces of your hair shorter than…
This week, I accidentally found out that Mario is 41 years old. I guess that’s what the decades of the running, the jumping, and the smashing the bricks with…
Shalom again! Since we last spoke, there’s only been two substantial updates to my life. One is that I finally watched Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis (I know, late to the…
Last week I deleted Instagram. (Not my account entirely – I’m not that cool – I too, feel the need to justify my existence through edited photos now and…
If you don’t feel like the month of September has metaphorically keyed your car, you are not invited to read this newsletter.  If you’re still here – holy f*ck….