Madelyn Grace

Last week was my birthday. And as they say, “you can cry if you want to”. (Which I usually do. It is my perpetual issue with the notion of…
The New Yorker published an article on May 1st, 2017, that I will forever hold in the highest league of literary non-fiction. “I Am A Tinder Guy Holding A…
The answer to today’s Wordle was TRASH. Don’t worry. I wrote this last week, so I didn’t just spoil anyone’s fun. Nevertheless, at the time of writing, it felt…
There are certain things in this life that I have accepted I will never understand. First things first, does anyone honestly know what “cookies” are? (The computer kind, obviously,…
As a white woman it is basically sacrilegious to have not yet talked to you about Becky. Growing up in Westside Vancouver, I was inundated with Becky moms and…
No one, however brilliant or hardworking, is worth a billion dollars. To my mind, the notion that billionaires should not exist is not radical. A person should not be…
There are two words in the English language that you will never hear me say consecutively: can’t complain. Can’t complain! Who on this earth literally can’t complain?! What possible concoction of…
The TV series Gilmore Girls singlehandedly got me through my first year of university. I don’t know if it was that Lorelai reminded me of my mother, or that library-dweller Rory…
Most people do not think twice, or sometimes even once, about things I find deeply humiliating. Off the top of my head: Anyone who uses the term “girl boss”…
The world feels backwards and upside down and altogether too much. My friend recently sent me an article about Dax Shepard dating Ashley Olsen back in the golden days…